If David Cameron didn’t really fuck a dead pig:
- Tories defended necro-bestiality as ‘normal youthful hijinks’ for nothing
- The Daily Mail and Lord Ashcroft will be in serious trouble, with probably hilarious results
If David Cameron really did fuck a dead pig:
- He will hopefully be forced to realise that privacy is a good thing and reverse his ‘for too long we have been a passively tolerant society’ stance.
- He fucked a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!!